Tom: Really nothing happened today, all I have for the blog is that I am planning on running Tuesday.
Bruce: Nothing ever happens and you normally write something.
Tom: Well, less than my normal nothing happened today.
Bruce: So do you want to talk about me for a change?
Tom: Well, I think most of the readers have come to the blog to hear about me.
Bruce: What are you worried that people will see that I do lots of interesting things that you never do and start reading my blog instead.
Tom: Fine, tell the reader one interesting thing that you did today that I never do.
Bruce: Today I went for a run....
Tom: I hate you