Bruce: Who broke up?
Tom: Can't we talk about running.
Bruce: Fine did you run today?
Tom: Actually I took the day off. I ran 45 minutes the day before and thought with the terrible weather it would be a good chance to give the body a rest.
Bruce: Right, whatever, tell us the story.
Tom: Well I kind went through a break up today.
Bruce: But you are not dating anyone.
Bruce: So you broke up with someone who you were not dating.
Tom: Yeah, I guess I did.
Bruce: I hope she responded with "I never saw this coming."