Bruce: This log is terrible.
Tom: Yeah I know, nothing I can do about it at the moment.
Bruce: Do you ever run?
Tom: The week before I started this log I ran 50 miles.
Bruce: What is wrong with you?
Tom: The lateral left side of my knee is swollen and sore.
Bruce: How do you hurt your knee from no running?
Tom: It seems impossible to me as well.
Bruce: Any decent stories?
Tom: Nah, bad day.